Long Story Short:

The Summary of Everything That's Happened Since My Last Post:

Orlando.
Winter Park, FL where we sampled wine at one of the more excellent places on earth.
Christmas on a plane (to Pittsburgh).
Fog in Atlanta -> delayed flight -> missed connection -> lost luggage.
3 a.m., $3 breakfast with Coronas at Terrible's near the Las Vegas strip (which was never on the itinerary to begin with).
San Francisco.
Disappointed by Haight-Ashbury.
A $5 tie from Walgreens.
The Nutcracker performed by the San Francisco Ballet at the historic War Memorial Opera House.
Fisherman's Wharf -> Irish Coffee at The Buena Vista.
My Talk: Web 2.0 and the Expansion of the Filmic Event.
Louisville.
NYE wedding.
Home again (thank god!).

My apologies for the brevity.